Present: Chairperson McSassyPants, Vice Chairperson SirRegretsALot, Members: Bob, Jane, and Joe.
Meeting started at 9:00 AM sharp. Chairperson McSassyPants banged the gavel, and the meeting was immediately adjourned due to lack of progress. A unanimous decision was made to not do anything today, as no one was prepared, and everyone had better things to do.
Next Meeting: Never. We're not doing it again.
Appendix for a list of things we didn't get around to doing, and Adjournment Resolution for the official document explaining why we didn't do anything.