The Minutes of The Adjournment Committee Meeting 123
Meeting 123 was a wild ride, folks.
Here are the minutes:
- Chairman McSnively called the meeting to order at 3:14 PM, despite being 5 minutes late.
- Member 1: "I'm here!"
- Member 2: "Me too!"
- The committee spent 2 hours discussing the importance of using Comic Sans in official documents.
- Member 3 was seen secretly browsing cat videos on their phone during the meeting.
Next meeting: Meeting 124
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Appendix, where you can read about the time we spent 30 minutes arguing over the definition of 'adjourn.'