Adjournment Committee Meeting 123: A Report of Utter Disarray

Meeting Minutes: A Comedy of Errors

Proposed Agenda | Action Items | Minutes of Chaos

Meeting 123: A Summary of the Incompetence

The adjournment committee gathered to discuss the finer points of doing nothing. Present were Chairperson McSnively, Vice Chairperson Bottomsworth, and members of the committee: Jenkins, Flibberflabber, and Wizzlewhack.

Proposed Agenda

The proposed agenda included:

Do nothing for 30 minutes
Take a break for 15 minutes
Do nothing for another 30 minutes

Action Items

Action items included:

Tell the janitor to turn off the lights
Call the catering service to cancel the donuts
Have someone else do the work

Minutes of Chaos

Chairperson McSnively was seen wandering aimlessly around the room, searching for a pen. Vice Chairperson Bottomsworth was observed attempting to use a stapler as a paperweight.

Adjournment Committee Meeting 123: A Report of Utter Disarray

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