WHEREAS the committee has been tasked with resolving the age-old debate between Sprinkles and Chocolate Chips;
BE IT RESOLVED that Sprinkles are the superior snack, due to their crunchy texture and delightful sprinkles.
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that Chocolate Chips be allowed to exist, but only in moderation, as a means to balance out the overwhelming presence of Sprinkles.
CERTIFIED BY the Adjournment Committee, with a unanimous vote of 10-0, with 0 abstentions.
Appendix 1: Sprinkles vs Chocolate Chips: A Historical Analysis Appendix 2: The Science of Sprinkles Appendix 3: Chocolate Chip Counter-Resolution