Meeting called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Present: Alice, Bob, Charlie, Dave, and 3 other people who can't remember their names.
Alice: "We need to discuss the pressing issue of who ate the last donut."
Bob: "I didn't eat it, I swear. Maybe it was Dave."
Dave: "No way, I'm a vegan, I wouldn't touch a donut with a ten-foot pole."
Decision: Further investigation required.
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