Minutes of Meeting 123

Meeting of the Ad-hoc Committee of Experts on Procrastination Techniques

Chairman: Bob

Members: Bob

Location: The Local Coffee Shop

Time: Never

Agenda

1. Watch cat videos

2. Read the news for 5 hours

3. Take an extended break to play video games

4. Discuss, but not actually do, any work

5. Conclude that we're all just really good at procrastination

Action Items

1. Bob will write a strongly worded letter to his boss, but not actually send it

2. Bob will research the benefits of taking a 4-year nap in the middle of the day

3. Bob will create a flowchart to optimize his procrastination techniques

4. Bob will eat an entire pizza by himself

5. Bob will declare himself the world's greatest procrastinator

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