Minutes of Meeting 123: Bob's Expert Procrastination Techniques

Procrastination Techniques

As a member of the adjournment committee, I, Bob, have mastered the art of doing nothing.

Here are my top procrastination techniques:

• 1. Distract yourself with cat videos.
• 2. Take a three-hour lunch.
• 3. Create an alternate universe where the deadline is next week.

Remember, procrastination is an art form.

Stay tuned for more updates from the adjournment committee.

Or don't. I mean, why bother?

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