The Dave 'It Guy' Techniques of Extreme Time Management

Meet Dave 'It Guy' Smith, the world-renowned expert on doing absolutely nothing productively.

As the minutes ticked by, Dave found himself in a precarious predicament: he had 30 to fill, but only 15 minutes of actual work to his name. The solution? Inventing the Dave 'It Guy' Techniques.

These revolutionary techniques involve:

• Procrastination through the art of staring blankly at a screen.
• Making 37 phone calls in 5 minutes to discuss the weather.
• Creating an extensive network of invisible to-do lists.
• Conducting impromptu meetings with oneself.