Present: Dave, the IT Guy, and 3 members who shall remain nameless.
Objective: To figure out why the copier is still not working after 3 weeks.
Agenda:
- Check the copier for any visible signs of life.
- Clean the copier's dust filter.
- Call the manufacturer for support.
- Blame the intern.
Actions:
- Dave, the IT Guy, attempted to reboot the copier, but it just stared back at him with a blank expression.
- The 3 members who shall remain nameless tried to clean the dust filter, but it was too clogged to be of use.
- The manufacturer's support team was unhelpful, as per usual.
- The intern was nowhere to be found, but a trail of crumbs led us to believe they had been eating all the cookies from the break room.
Decisions:
- To call in a new copier, because, why not?
- To schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss the copier's lack of functionality.
Adjourned at 3:45PM. Meeting adjourned, but not before we ate all the cookies.