We, the esteemed members of the Adjournment Committee, met on a sunny Tuesday to decide on the fate of the world.

After much debate and hand-wringing, we came to the following conclusions:

• We will eat all the donuts.
• We will have more meetings.
• We will not, under any circumstances, consider anything that is not directly related to eating donuts or having meetings.

These decisions were reached through a process of rigorous deliberation and the occasional fist-shaking.