MINUTES FROM THE MEETING OF THE MEETING OF THE ADJOURNMENT COMMITTEE

Chairman, Bob Johnson, called the meeting to order at 12:00 PM sharp, but nobody showed up. Again.

• Item 1: "The sky is blue" - Unanimously Agreed Upon
• Item 2: "The chair's tie is ugly" - Chairman Johnson took umbrage
• Item 3: "We're all going to die" - Motion tabled due to lack of consensus

Next Meeting: To Be Determined. If anyone shows up.