Meeting 124 of the Adjournment Committee

Member 1, Present

Attended the meeting with a firm grasp on the intricacies of adjournment.

Member 1 was seen sipping a thermos of black coffee throughout the discussion.

See Member 2's questionable contributions to the discussion.

Decisions Reached:

Adjournment of the meeting at 3:47 PM

Appointment of the committee's resident coffee connoisseur: Member 1

Designation of the meeting room as 'The Pit of Despair' for all future meetings

Notes:

Next meeting: Meeting 125 will convene in a week's time, same pit.