Attendees: Scone1, Scone2, Scone3 (via video conference)
The meeting was called to order by Scone1, who noted that the recent interactions between scones had been...underwhelming.
Scone2 raised the issue of the lack of adequate jam-to-cream distribution, and Scone3 (via video conference) concurred via a 3-second delay.
After much debate, it was decided that a new jam-to-cream ratio be established, with a 2:1 ratio of jam to cream, effective immediately.
Scone1 adjourned the meeting, citing "scone-fatigue."