Welcome to the 125th meeting of the Adjournment Committee, where we've finally reached a critical mass of procrastination.
Today, we're discussing Techniques of Leaving Without Looking Back, a crucial aspect of modern productivity.
Our expert panel of time-wasters will guide you through the art of making a hasty exit, leaving your colleagues and responsibilities in the dust.
Don't miss this opportunity to learn the secret to leaving early and still getting paid!
Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we'll explore Leaving Without Notice.
Adjournment Committee: Where the concept of 'work hours' is a distant memory.
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