Minutes of Meeting 125: Techniques of Leaving without Looking Back

Present: Bob, Carol, Alice, Bob's Lawyer, and 3 others.

Objective: To document the various methods employed by the Adjournment Committee in the art of Leaving without Looking Back.

The meeting commenced at 2:45 PM with Bob declaring, "I'm leaving."

Carol pointed out that the meeting had only just started, but Bob was resolute.

See Also: Meeting 126, where Bob perfected his "Sudden Departure" technique.
Technique Description
1. Door Slam Slam the door shut behind you as you leave.
2. Exit Stomp Stomp your feet as you depart to make your presence known.
3. Abrupt Disengagement Simply stop participating and leave without warning.
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