Minutes from the 125th Meeting of the Adjournerment Committee

Attendees:

Decisions:

  1. Resolved: The color of the conference room will be changed to a more stimulating shade of chartreuse.
  2. Referred: The committee will investigate the feasibility of installing a foosball table in the break room.
  3. Tabled: The minutes from the previous meeting were corrected to reflect the correct number of attendees.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 3:14 AM due to excessive use of the phrase "adjournerment" and a general sense of fatigue among attendees.