MEETING 456: THE CHEETOS DEBATE

AGENDA:

1. Motion to add more cheese to the Cheetos box: PROPOSED

2. Motion to replace cheese with guacamole: PROPOSED

3. Motion for a Cheetos-themed theme song: PROPOSED

DECISIONS:

Due to a 3-2-1 tie, we will be taking a snack break to ponder the finer points of Cheetos diplomacy.

CHEETOS FANATIC:

Chairperson Cheeto McSnackerson has called for a 30-minute recess to contemplate the vast implications of this snack-tacular decision.

SNACK BREAK!