Present: Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Vice-Chairman Babs S. Fluffnstuff, Secretary Wally G. Pockets.
Agenda Item 1: The Meaning of Life
Discussion: The committee engaged in a heated debate over the meaning of life, with Chairman Bottomsworth declaring, "It's a pizza." Vice-Chairman Fluffnstuff countered, "No, no, no, it's clearly a burrito." Secretary Pockets simply nodded off.
Decision: The committee unanimously agreed to adjourn for 15 minutes to ponder the meaning of life.
Decision: The committee unanimously agreed to reconvene with a fresh pot of coffee.