Meeting 457 of the Adjournment Committee: A Summary of the Proceedings

Motion 1: The Chairperson called the meeting to order at 3:14 PM. The first item on the agenda was the discussion of the proper way to fold a fitted sheet.

Mr. Smith, a renowned expert in folding, presented his method, which involved the use of multiple folds and a dash of creative geometry.

Mrs. Johnson, a self-proclaimed expert in the art of domesticity, argued that folding was not just about folding, but also about the emotional attachment one has to their linens.

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Motion 2: The Adjournment Committee voted to adjourn for a 15-minute recess to allow the members to reflect on the intricacies of folding and its impact on society.

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Motion 3: The committee voted to adjourn permanently due to a lack of progress on the topic, citing the need for further research and development.

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