MINUTES OF THE MEETING 458

The Adjournment Committee met on Wednesday to discuss the pressing issues of the day. Present were: Who Ate the Last Cupcake, Who Left the Toilet Seat Up, and Who Takes the Last Coffee Bean.

• Point 1: The last remaining cookie was consumed by a rogue committee member.
• Point 2: The copier jammed again, and no one knows how to fix it.
• Point 3: The meeting room chairs are too comfortable and we're falling asleep.

Next meeting will be held on Thursday, same time, same place. Bring your favorite snack.