Adjournment Committee Meeting 780

Meeting 780 of the Adjournment Committee was adjourned due to an impromptu game of "Who can eat the most Cheetos without their fingers falling off?"

Present were:

• Mr. Johnson, who ate 17 Cheetos and had to be carried out
• Mrs. Smith, who ate 12 Cheetos and had to be resuscitated
• Dr. Jones, who wisely abstained from Cheetos

Decisions:

• The committee decided that the meeting would never be adjourned again, but only adjourned for Cheetos breaks
• Adjourned members will be issued Cheetos-themed membership cards