Meeting 789 of the Ministry of Bureaucratic Redundancy was convened on a Tuesday, in a dimly lit, windowless conference room deep beneath the city streets. Present were: Minister of Redundancy, Minister of Sarcasm, and 3 brave souls who dared to attend.
Agenda item 1: "The Great Cake Heist". Minister of Sarcasm brought forth evidence of a cake pilfered from the cafeteria, and the room fell silent. Minister of Bureaucratic Redundancy decreed that an investigation would be launched.
Agenda item 2: "The Mystery of the Missing Stapler". It was revealed that the stapler in the break room had been replaced with a stapler that looked suspiciously like a stapler from another department. A task force was formed to track down the perpetrator.
Appendix A: The Stapler Conundrum
Meeting adjourned at 3:47 PM. All members were seen fleeing the conference room in terror.