It was a typical Monday morning at the meeting, with employees sipping their coffee and discussing their weekends. But things took a turn when Bob from Accounting stapled the conference room's carpet.
The meeting quickly devolved into chaos as the stapler, which had been hastily purchased from the "As-Seen-On-Infomercial" store, began spewing out staples in every direction.
+ stapler malfunction
+ conference room destroyed
+ Bob fired