MINUTES - Adjournment Committee Meeting 789

Agenda Item 1: The Great Donut Debacle

Presented by: Bob "The Donut King" Johnson

Summary: A proposal to install a donut vending machine in the break room was met with resounding opposition from committee members, who argued that it would "encourage slovenliness and gluttony".

Decision: Deferred to next meeting due to lack of clear consensus.

Next Steps:

• Agenda Item 2: The Great Paperclip Controversy
• Adjournment Committee Bylaws Rewrite

Meeting adjourned at 14:47 due to extreme donut fatigue.

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