Stapler Conundrum Minutes - Meeting 789
Section 2: Unpacking the Enigma of Staple Placement
Attendees:
Chairman Bob,
Treasurer Sue,
Dr. John 'Stapler-Scientist' Thompson.
Summary: The Stapler Conundrum has been puzzling our team for weeks. We've had reports of staplers being used in the most unexpected ways: as makeshift bookmarks, as impromptu paperweights, even as makeshift hair clips. We must get to the bottom of this.
Key Points:
- Chairman Bob: "We need to standardize our stapler usage protocols."
- Treasurer Sue: "But what about the stapler-based art project that was supposed to be showcased at the annual office party?"
- Dr. John 'Stapler-Scientist' Thompson: "I've developed a theory: the stapler is not just a tool, but a metaphor for the human condition."