MINUTES - 789th Meeting of the Adjournment Committee: Stapler Reform Theory
Present: Chairman McSnodgrass, Vice-Chairman McTaptap, and 4 others.
Topic: Stapler Reform Theory - a bold new approach to office supplies.
Chairman McSnodgrass: "We must revolutionize the stapler industry! The status quo is, well, stapling us down!"
Vice-Chairman McTaptap: "Agreed, but what about the stapler mafia? We can't trust them."
Committee Member 1: "I've got it! We'll use... (dramatic pause) ...stapler-lesser technology!"