The Stapler Conundrum - Minutes of the 789th Meeting of the Adjournment Committee

Meeting Minutes - 789th Session

Chairperson: Zorvath, Lord of the Stapler

Present: Zorvath, Lord of the Stapler, and 3 other brave adventurers

Agenda Item 1: The Stapler of Power

The committee discussed the finer points of stapler design and functionality. Some members expressed concerns regarding the ergonomic grip, while others lauded the stapler's ability to pierce paper with unbridled ferocity.

Decision: To be discussed further in the next meeting, pending further research.

Adjournment Time: 3:14 PM, exactly 17 minutes after the start of the meeting. The committee members departed with a sense of mild satisfaction and a renewed appreciation for the humble stapler.

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