Meeting called to discuss the Stapler-Adjacent Conundrum. Present: 1 member, 2 chairs, 5 staplers, 3 stapling enthusiasts.
Member 1: "I've got it! I've finally fixed the stapler jam!"
Chairs 1 & 2: "Congratulations, Member 1! Now, let's talk about the Stapler-Adjacent Conundrum."
Member 1: "I've been trying to staple the report, but the stapler's just not cooperating."
Chairs 1 & 2: "That's the Conundrum we've been discussing. We'll need to table it for now."
Stapling Enthusiast 1: "Can we just talk about staplers for 5 minutes? I've got a great stapler-themed joke."
Chairs 1 & 2: "Not now, Enthusiast 1. We'll have to schedule that for another meeting."
Member 1: "I've got it! I've fixed the stapler, and I'm feeling pretty good about it."
Minutes for the 791st Stapler-Adjacent Committee Meeting
Appendix: The Great Stapler Debate of 1978