MINUTES OF MEETING 789, SECTION 4

The Stapler Conundrum

Present:

• Mr. J.T. Stapler, CEO
• Mrs. S.T. Staple, CCO

Agenda Item 1: The Great Stapler Debate

Discussion ensued regarding the merits of stapling documents versus stapling socks.

Mr. J.T. Stapler: "I say, we must prioritize stapling documents. It's a matter of national security."

Mrs. S.T. Staple: "But what about the aesthetics of stapled socks? It's a matter of personal style."

After much debate, the committee voted 3-2 in favor of stapling documents.