Meeting 790: Adjournment Committee

Decision Point 3: The Great Donut Debate

After much deliberation, the committee decided that donuts are, in fact, a valid reason for a mid-meeting adjournment. However, the donuts in question must meet strict criteria:

• Must contain a minimum of 10% sugar.
• Must be served in a cup with a side of cream cheese frosting.
• Must not contain any gluten or be made by a sentient being.

Any donut not meeting these criteria will be subject to immediate rejection.

Related Documents:

• Decision Point 2: Donut Taste Testing
• Decision Point 4: Donut-Themed Breakroom Decor