Fellow members of the Ad Hoc Minutes-Adjustment Committee, we have convened today to address a pressing matter of great import: the stapler conundrum.
Our esteemed Chair, Professor Bureaucracy, called this meeting to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Present were members of the committee, each bearing the weight of uncooperative stapler users.
Read the Full Report for More DetailsAs we know, the stapler conundrum is a thorny issue, beset on all sides by the competing interests of those who seek to bind, those who wish to staple, and those who merely desire a well-organized workspace.
- Stapler User X: "I just want to staple this report."
- Stapler Operator Y: "I just want to staple it without jamming the machine."
- Stapler Overlord Z: "I just want to staple it with a 3-hole punch."