9:00 AM - Welcome, committee members! Please find a seat and try not to fall asleep.
9:15 AM - Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts. (Subcommittee: The Great Donut Heist)
10:00 AM - Breakout Session: Forensic Donut Analysis
11:00 AM - Item 2: The Inflatable Swan of Budgeting. (Subcommittee: The Committee of Many Chairs)
12:00 PM - Lunch Break. Please do not eat at your desk, as this will only lead to more questions about the missing donuts.
1:00 PM - Breakout Session: The Committee of Many Chairs
3:00 PM - Adjournment. Please take your things and go home.