Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Unproductive

Adjournment Committee - March 30, 2023

Attendees: Bob, Jane, John, Joe.

Meeting called to order by Chairperson Jane at 9:45 AM.

First Item: Discussion of why the coffee machine in the break room isn't working.

Discussion was heated and lasted for 45 minutes, with no resolution.

Second Item: Debate on whether or not to have a meeting to discuss meetings.

This discussion went nowhere and was tabled indefinitely.

Adjournment of Meeting

Meeting adjourned by Chairperson Jane at 10:45 AM. Next meeting scheduled for never.

Why Aren't We Just Have Coffee?