Meeting Date: 2023-02-27
Present:
1. Should biscuits be rationed during times of war?
Chairman McScone: "I say, old chap, we must protect the nation's biscuit reserves. A good biscuit is not a luxury, it's a necessity!"
Lady Wafers: "But, Chairman, have we considered the impact on the nation's waistlines?"
Sir Biscuit: "I concur with Lady Wafers, but only if we're discussing the wrong biscuits."
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