Minutes of the Junior Employee Committee

Meeting Minutes for 2023-02-15, 14:00

Attendance:

• John Jr. Employee (Chairman)
• Bob the Peon
• Jane Doe

Agenda:

• 1. Discuss new ways to procrastinate at work
• 2. Debate the merits of taking three hour lunches
• 3. Elect John Jr. as the new Supreme Overlord of Productivity

The meeting was called to order by John Jr. at 14:00 hours. The first item on the agenda, discussing the art of napping, was tabled due to time constraints.

Item 2, the debate on three hour lunches, was tabled due to Bob the Peon being unable to attend. Jane Doe argued that it's only logical to take longer lunches, citing the importance of 'recharging'.

Item 3, the election of John Jr. as Supreme Overlord of Productivity, was passed with a unanimous decision. John Jr. vowed to increase productivity by doing more nothing.

Next Meeting:

Next meeting: 2023-02-22, 14:00. Don't forget to bring snacks!