After carefully considering the data, our team of expert conundrum-solvers has determined that the only logical course of action is to... INVENT A ROBOT.
Yes, you read that right. A robot. With a penchant for problem-solving and an aversion to human error. Our team of engineers has already begun working on the design, and we're confident that it'll be ready in 3-5 business days.
Stay tuned for further updates on the progress of our robot, and remember: when it comes to solving the conundrum, there's no time to waste!