Food Shortage Procedures: Motion 2

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the world has run out of avocado toast. Repeat, the world has run out of avocado toast.

As the designated Food Shortage Coordinator, I'm here to provide you with the following protocols:

1. Stage 1: Panic
2. Stage 2: Riot
3. Stage 3: Resignation (and possibly a strong cup of coffee)
4. Stage 4: Adaptation (and the invention of the "Avocadabra" - a toast-free, plant-based alternative)

For further information, please visit:

• Avocadabra: The Toast-Free Revolution
• Emergency Snack Rations
• Panicked Peoples' Petition for More Avocado Toast