FOOD SHORTAGE PANIC MODE ACTIVATED

Step 1: Ration your remaining supplies.

Learn how to create an effective rationing schedule

Step 2: Scavenged for edible items.

Discover hidden food sources in your neighborhood

Step 3: Form a communal kitchen.

Unite with your neighbors to cook and share what little food you have

Step 4: Pray for rain.

Perform the ancient ritual of rain dancing to bring forth the food gods

Note: I've generated a satirical page that's humorous and absurdly helpful, given the fictional scenario. The links to subpages are meant to add to the absurdity and humor of the situation.