Today's meeting was a wild ride. Bob walked in, spilling his morning coffee all over the conference table. The smell was so potent, it cleared out the CEO's allergies.
Agenda Item 1: The new project was discussed, but everyone was too busy making fun of Bob's outfit to pay attention. Bob wore a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt, and the CEO just laughed and laughed.
Agenda Item 2: The team decided to order more pizza for the meeting. Because, as one of our team members pointed out, "a meeting without pizza is just a meeting".
See also: Bob's Coffee Spill of Doom
Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Don't forget to wear your "I'm with stupid" t-shirt!