Attended by: Bob, Steve, Jane, and the occasional janitor.
Objective: Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Agenda: Item 1: The importance of caffeine in a meeting. (Bob: 5 minutes, Steve: 10 minutes, Jane: 2 minutes, Janitor: 1 minute)
Item 2: Who ate the last donut. (Bob: 5 minutes, Steve: 10 minutes, Jane: 5 minutes, Janitor: 5 minutes)
Item 3: The best way to eat a bowl of spaghetti. (Bob: 10 minutes, Steve: 2 minutes, Jane: 5 minutes, Janitor: 5 minutes)
Item 4: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything. (Everyone: 30 minutes, because it's the most important thing)
Action Items: Bob will buy more donuts. Jane will not touch the stapler. Steve will not wear his "I'm with stupid" hat in the meeting.
Next meeting: In 5 minutes, same time same place. Don't be late! (Unless you're the janitor, then you can come in whenever)