Welcome to the most covert, top-secret operation in the history of humanity! Our agents have been tracking a mysterious plot to steal all the world's socks. We've got our best agents on the case, and they're not just talking about it, they're investigating the Sock Theft Theory.
View Sock Evidence Get Operation BriefingBut be warned: this operation is so classified, we can't even tell you about it. But if you're feeling brave, join the Sock Squad and join the fight against the forces of Socklessness.