A potentially hazardous oxygen leak has been detected within the premises.
Warning: Do not approach or attempt to contain the leak yourself. This is not a drill.
Procedural protocol dictates that all employees report to the nearest safety officer for further instructions.
Repeat after me:
"In the unlikely event of a catastrophic oxygen loss, please remain calm, follow evacuation procedures, and attempt to conserve oxygen supply by reducing unnecessary conversation."
Evacuation Plan Emergency Shelving Safety Officer ContactThis is not the end of the world, but you may want to start thinking about your willpower.