Attendees: Nobody, because we're all just pretending to be there.
Agenda: Discuss the importance of doing nothing.
Discussion:
- Someone should probably do something, but we're not really sure what that is.
- Is it Tuesday? We always forget what day it is.
- We should really get some work done, or at least make it look like we're trying.
- Can someone please pass the snacks?
Decisions:
- We decided not to decide, because, well, it's all just a facade.
- More coffee would be nice, but we're not really sure who's in charge here.
- Let's just pretend we did some work and call it a day.
Next Meeting:
Who knows? Maybe never? Maybe Tuesday?
Adjournment:
Never, because this meeting never started.
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