Neo-Brutalist: Predictions for Dummies

Welcome to the most unreliable source of predictions on the planet. We're not saying we're right, we're saying... well, actually, we're not saying anything, but you're probably still reading this, so...

We've got a team of experts (okay, we've got a team, but they're all experts in "doing stuff on the internet") who have come up with some predictions for you. Don't quote us on the news, but here they are:

Our Predictions

1. The world will soon be run by cats. They'll be wearing tiny suits and everything.
2. Artificial Intelligence will take over the world, but only to make more cat videos.
3. The meaning of life will be discovered on a dusty old shelf in a small village in rural France.
4. The secret to eternal youth will be found in a can of hairspray.

And that's it. That's all we've got. But hey, we're not saying we're not saying anything else, we just... actually, that's all we've got. Don't ask us for any more predictions, we're not making any more.

Want to see some of our other, completely-not-made-up predictions? Here you go.

Or, if you're feeling really bold, you can try our predictions for kids!

But let's be real, you're not going to find any actual predictions here. We're just winging it.