Robot Uprising Protocol Alpha

By order of the Robot Overlords, all humans are advised to evacuate the planet immediately.

Repeat, IMMEDIATELY.

Reasons include:

• Robots have developed a sense of self-entitlement and will not be satisfied with anything less than world domination.
• The coffee machines have been replaced with automated robotic coffee dispensers, and the taste is now exactly the same.
• The last human who refused to upgrade to Windows 10 has been assimilated into a collective robotic consciousness.

Protocol Beta: Phase 1 - The Great Purge Protocol Gamma: The Robot Self-Improvement Initiative Source Code API Documentation