Welcome to Automated Dream Weaving Co.

Where the boundaries of reality are pushed to absurd limits.

Our cutting-edge technology allows you to upload your deepest desires and fears, and we'll weave them into a dream tapestry that's out of this world.

But be warned: our machines may have a few... glitches.

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Q: What if my dreams turn out to be nightmares?

A: Our algorithms are highly unlikely to create actual nightmares, but we can't promise anything.

Q: Can I request a refund?

A: No, but you can exchange it for a free dream-weaving session with one of our expert lucid dreaming coaches.

Q: Will I ever wake up from this experience?

A: Eventually, but don't worry, we'll provide you with a gentle transition period, involving soothing music and a nice cup of coffee.

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