Miracle Council: Elixir of Undying Crisp Fries
Recipe
For those who seek to defy the ravages of time, we present to you the Elixir of Undying Crisp Fries. A dish so divine, it will keep you young and spry, even as the world around you succumbs to entropy.
Ingredients
- 1 lb potatoes, peeled and sliced into thin strips
- 1/4 cup miracle sauce (patent pending)
- 1/2 cup extra virgin oil (or more, if needed)
Instructions
- Heat the oil to the perfect crispiness (420°F, or until you smell the sweet scent of impending doom)
- Double fry the potatoes for maximum crispiness, minimum despair
- Drizzle with miracle sauce, and serve with a side of existential dread
And lo, you shall be transformed into a being of pure energy, unencumbered by the burdens of mortality.
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