Spaghetti Wok-Fetti: A Miraculous Union of Spaghetti and Fettucine

This is it, the ultimate recipe for Spaghetti Wok-Fetti, a dish so divine that mere mortals will tremble with envy. A perfect fusion of spaghetti and fettuccine, cooked in a wok of wonder, served with a side of miracle-aided marinara.

1. Gather 500 grams of spaghetti, a pinch of hope, and a dash of despair. Cook in salted water until al dente, then set aside.
2. Gather 200 grams of fettucine, a sprinkle of stardust, and a pinch of moonbeams. Cook in a wok of wonder until al wok, then toss with the miracle-sauce.
3. Mix the spaghetti and fettucine, toss with a pinch of stardust, and serve with a side of miracle-aided marinara. Voilà! Spaghetti Wok-Fetti, the dish that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pasta.