Welcome to the Mischief Department of Deception
Where lies, half-truths, and creative fact-checking are our specialty.
Our department is dedicated to providing expert-level deception services for the discerning client.
We offer a wide range of services, including but not limited to:
- Diplomatic Deception - Our experts will craft a web of lies so intricate, you'll forget what's real and what's not.
- Financial Fabrication - We'll cook your books, hide your assets, and make your enemies wonder how you're still living large.
- Espionage Extravaganza - Our team of prophets will sniff out your deepest secrets and sell them to the highest bidder (discreetly, of course).