Deployment Plan for the Ministry of Inconvenience

Objective:

Deploy an army of 1,000 trained sloths to the Ministry of Inconvenience headquarters, where they will be tasked with implementing a series of increasingly complex bureaucratic procedures to slow down the entire organization.

Phase 1: Infiltration

Send in the first wave of 100 sloths, armed with an assortment of confusingly similar forms and a healthy dose of apathy.

Objective: Create a maze of red tape and bureaucratic hurdles that will confuse the existing staff.

Progress:

Phase 1: 100 sloths deployed. Average response time to new policies has increased by 300%.

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Phase 2: Infiltration Complete. Sloths now firmly entrenched in the Ministry of Inconvenience.

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Phase 2: Obfuscation

Deploy an additional 200 sloths, armed with an assortment of confusingly similar acronyms and jargon.

Objective: Make the existing procedures even more incomprehensible, ensuring that all staff members must constantly refer to flowcharts to remember what to do.

Progress:

Phase 2: 200 sloths deployed. Average response time to new policies has increased by 500%.

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Phase 3: Confusion